FML

You probably shouldn't laugh at people, but sometimes I can't help it when reading some of the (mostly stupid) things that people do...Or just how scary and crazy some people are...Still, I've gotten a laugh or two from FML once in a while...

Today, I have to call in 'fat' to work because I can't squeeze my ass into any of my work clothes. FML

Today, I was shopping at Target when I really had to go to the restroom. When I went for the toilet paper there wasn't any, and no one else was in the restroom. All I had with me was my wallet, which had cash in it. I just took a $15 dump. FML